Rhyme Time

Welcome to the Rhyme Time thread,
Let this bring you out from bed.
A silly game that makes no sense
Will have you hopping your back fence.

Let's start out this new game,
even though it may seem lame.
Passing time when no else can.
Just don't say something to get you ban.

This game will not be lame.
Say it twice if you dare,
For it will bring the utmost shame,
By pouring lice into your hair.

There will be no lice in my hair,
there will be some cherry pie.
Be nice to me if you want to share.
If you're mean you shall die.

Oh I wish for some pie.
Will you share and let me try?
I will be nice if you are too,
So let's be pink instead of blue.

No tickling though.
Tickling is not nice.
Let's be friends not foe.
Keep the pie away from mice.

I agree! Let's lock it up.
We'll build a moat and buy a pup,
To keep away the hungry mice,
And eat the pie ourselves with rice.

Rice doesn't go well with pie.
Instead let us use some ice cream.
But what to do about the mice, oh my!
If they come, I will surely scream.

It's rats to fear, not cuddly mice.
To buy some traps comes with a price,
So if I may - I have a plan.
Let's share the pie - both mice and man.

What is that about a man?
Is there a man you have in mind?
It is so hot in my room that I might fan.
I must go on a search until it is it I find.

Daniel can offer the mice a piece.
Each mouse can take some to his niece.
The mice will then be satisfied,
Their faces crumbed and apple pied.

Interesting thought.
The mice will then be gone.
And another pie will be bought.
Would a chocolate pie be wrong?

Never wrong, my dearest friend.
The chocolate pie will surely mend,
The gaping troubles in our hearts,
Brought from Daniel's beany farts.

Many holes there indeed.
Another pie will be good too.
Although his farts have been freed.
Surely cows would moo.

Mooing cows is such a sight,
But in this stance would cause much fright.
So let us buy this chocolate pie
To rid ourselves of peppered rye.

I prefer the cheesecake
chocolate takes time to bake
sometimes i get pimples
Ivan has dimples
X3

Cheesecake is good at night.
Chocolate is good in the day.
No body wants to cause a fright,
so maybe we should try a new pie for today.

apple pie sounds just right
as long as its not from a can
it improves your sight
so you can be more of a man

Apple pie might be good.
Depends on the crust.
Out of a can is not something we could.
Fresh apple pie is a must.

What is this i see?
A rebellion about to happen?
reminds me of Anna lee
always with the slap'n

Now please my friends, let's settle.
You're as noisy as a kettle.
For you see the only option
Is to turn to pie adoption.

There are many pies indeed
Pumpkin, grape, and poppy seed.
But the greatest pie of all
Is the chocolate ice cream malt.

In this rebellion against Anna Lee,
I am surely on her side.
As far as the pies are to be,
I like my pies big and wide.

You talk to me like a child!
Any more and i will go wild!
No more pies ill eat mild!
put that in your memory file!

...just kidding...

Maybe you are an eight year old girl.
Hiding in your room.
I like vanilla ice cream whirl.
I guess the truth will come out with a boom.

Just kidding, except about the ice cream.

Or am I?

well that's a surprise
don't say a thing
you wont see sunrise
if the bird decides to sing