Story Time

Ello friends. This is Where i will share stories from my past or things that happened recently. enjoy.

Today i went to do arraigns with my mother. We bought groceries, and dropped off books and videos. My mother went for a pedicure at about 1 o clock. I bought a hot dog and a soda and sat down in the shopping plaza where we were near. This is where i was confronted by AT LEAST 12 senior citizens. Each one asking the same question where did you get that hot dog from? What kind of drink is that? Wow it sure is hot outside! All within the time span of 20 minutes.
I don't know why but them old people are attracted to me... for some reason

You are an object of their secret sexual desires.

LOL OMG

Arraigns = errands, right?

Maybe you were meant to work out the senior center instead of a camp.

lol at least at the senior center non of them would step on me (literally as in walking on top of me)

Worse. They would run you over with their wheelchairs. You'd have tire marks on your face when you returned home.

That's another story that should be told.

Another story? Well its a small one.

So i think it was Thursday (i don't specifically remember) at the very end of the day. I was emotionally, physically, spiritually, everything else in the world tired, exhausted. I was waiting for all of the kids to leave but it took them extra long to get out because some of them forgot there lunch boxes. I was sitting on a rug trying my hardest to remain in that position. After about 5 minutes i couldn't take it anymore. I plopped downward, laying on the rug with my eyes closed. Then suddenly i felt something on my chest. I opened my eyes and as i did 1 individual child was literally walking over me. As if i wasn't there he just walked on top of me like i was part of the rug. It hurt and i was a little bit mad, but because of my tiredness i closed my eyes and ignored it.

You're such a pushover. Letting people walk over you like that.

eh i was tired i would've done something.

I ran over band people today. They were on the road of the bus loop, stretching and doing abs. Our captain, however, wanted us to do a sprint around the bus loop, so I had to run around and jump over a few people.

tisk tisk tisk and not one band member stepped on?
X3

A few girls stepped on them, but the band grabbed the girls' ankles.

O.K another story that happened today. I was watching T.v with my family meaning both my aunts, mom father, and grandma. We were watching oprah and today was about teen sex. The story was that this couple who were 14 years old wanted to have sex. They had been dating for a year. They questioned the couple on safe sex, kids, and what not. After the show EVERY SINGLE one of family was glaring at me. Thats when the questioning started. Are you a virgin? Have you had oral? Do you think they should have sex? Do you want to have sex? It was horrible.

Awkward! Why were you watching a program about teen sex with them anyway? That's uncomfortable. Then every time you say that you're a virgin or that you've done nothing wrong, they don't believe you.

My family (mom and 3 sisters) got on a topic of teenage sexual orientations while in the car, and my oldest sister made a comment of me being gay. I've started to learn how to handle their type of comments toward me though.

AwkWARD. yes and they forced to watch it, sortav. They pressured me to do it

Ahh. Family pressure. The worst.

T^T indeed the worst

I'm used to it. My dad is so pervy sometimes.... "The night you were conceived, we did it multiple times."

O.o lol too much information.

NEW STORY that happened today.
I went to the mall with my family to buy my father's birthday gift. He wanted the new i phone. As we were leaving my little dog was staring at us, so my sister decided to take him with us to the mall. She used a dog bag, which was pink and fluffy. Right when we got there she forced me to carry the gay thing with hercules in it. So for about 2 hours i was seen walking around the mall carrying a pink fluffy dog purse. The worst part about it is that i recognized some of the people that were there who were from our school, and they recognized me...

Can you imagine what was going through their heads when they saw you?

lol "It's Bruno"